Tick Tick. So you have a ticket and mooched a ride but your barista salery, last minute cat operation, or gambling addiction means you are broke. Don't fret unless you have less than 200 bucks. I figure it's the bare minimum to still be self reliant enuf that you don't die out there. First lets start with what you pack (This article should in no way be substituted for the Survival Guide.) in addition to camping stuff. 1. That big floppy hat. 2. That ugly sweater yer gramma gave you for x-mas. 3. a can opener. 4. Every pair of clean socks and unders that you have (do some laundry hippy.) 5. a dinner set with silverware, 6. yer bike lights front and back. 6. Shades 7. Nerdy "I'm not a hippy". travel cloths esp. if you are flying. 8. extra nerdy costume stuff. 9. Comfy sneakers and or boots. 10. zip locks
Now we get to the Money.
Do not cook. Playa time is too short.
200$ start
-10 Flower Tortilla
-5 Peanut butter
-5 Cheese
-20 Can Tuna/Ravioli/Fruit/Beans
-15 E-Mergen C Get a whole box (share bro.)
-20 Batteries for the lights that you packed
-15 Generic Cola
-20 Wet Wipes (wash your leg pit hippy. share bro.)
-20 Can beer (breakfast bro.)
-5 Duct tape (trust me.)
-10 styro cooler
-5 shop goggle (duct tape the vents.)
-20 Fenley Showers
-10 Fernly Wendys
-12 Ice
-3 for phone calls.
Break a leg. See ya at Home.
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